Top 5: Names for L.A. football team

Even though it seems that a team is going to be transferred to L.A. once the stadium is built in City of Industry, there's probably going to have to be a name change. You can't really root for a team named the L.A. Vikings or L.A. Jaguars so here are a few suggestions that fit the L.A. mold.





5. The L.A. Beach Bums
This name fits perfectly with the L.A. lifestyle. It's always sunny and people are always hitting the beaches and we love letting people know about it. What better way of letting people in the Midwest know their weather sucks than having our team head over there and with a surfboard as a logo.




4. The L.A. Plastic Surgeons
Again, this is a major part of L.A. culture. It's pure Hollywood style and our slogan could be, "We'll rearrange your face!"




3. The L.A. Immigrants
Our country was founded on immigrants and L.A. takes pride in statistics that show how high our immigration rate is. How great would it be to travel to racist cities with this name? (Oops. I mean; racism doesn't exist anymore.)




2. The L.A. Debt
We love spending what we don't have here in L.A. and while this stadium might actually help jumpstart our economy, we'll probably find a way to screw it up again in about 10 years. We're known for our billion dollar debts and there are even commercials all over the place about credit card debt in California becuase it's the norm. "The L.A. Debt: We'll put a hole in your wallet and your helmet!"




1. The L.A. Unoriginals
In the land where remakes make millions and everyone thinks they're original, we're not. And whatever the team is named will most likely be taken from something else and people will criticize it. Might as well call them the Unoriginals, it's the most original name we could use.