Superbowl Pick, the edited edition

Many of you read my blog yesterday about my Superbowl pick and predictions, but it was written very quickly and I was high on McDonald's sweet tea when I wrote it. This is what I really meant to say... ;)


This one won't be close. It's not going to be a shootout. It's not going to be a hundred point game and the COLTS aren't going to figure out the secret to stopping DREW BREES.

The Saints fans can make all the Manning Voodoo dolls they want and yell, "Who dat?" so they CAN CELEBRATE that DREW BREES is "dat."

Quite frankly the hurricane Katrina angle is getting old. If the Saints win, it will do nothing for those victims. There was an amazing game played on September 25, 2006 where football came back to the city of New Orleans. The city needed a picture of hope and it was given in that game where the Saints beat the Atlanta Falcons 23-3. All their sports teams had to abandon the city due to damages in their respective arenas, but once the Saints came back to the city, it showed that New Orleans was on the way back to being rebuilt.

The city still needs help, but the story tht seems to be getting lost is the one from Colts wide reciever Pierre Garcon, AND JONATHAN VILMA OF THE SAINTS the pride and joy of Haiti. This disaster just happened, why wouldn't success from THEM bring hope to Haiti the way that first game post-Katrina did for New Orleans?

Anyway, I don't buy this whole New Orleans underdog story. Katrina doesn't make the first place Saints underdogs; Peyton Manning does.


How do you find an underdog between two first place teams? By realizing that one player is so good that it tips the scale in his team's favor.

Peyton Manning has a group of the most massive men in front of him who do not let him get hit, Drew Brees doesn't really have that luxury, YET MANNING CHOKED UNDER PRESSURE AND BREES WAS THE ONE WHO CAME OUT SMELLING LIKE ROSES.

Saints put up a lot of points this season, but so did the Colts. I think the game is going to be predictable in accordance to the SAINTS season. The game will be close at first, SAINTS will pull ahead just before the half ends and the COLTS will go into halftime thinking "what the heck just happened?" Saints will come out hot in the second half TRYING TO STUFF IT DOWN THE COLTS' THROATS, AND THE SAINTS will pull away. After the game is out of reach, COLTS will TRY score a cheap touchdown at the end to make the final score respectable, AND MANNING WILL THROW AN INTERCEPTION.


SUPERBOWL 44 FINAL SCORE PREDICTION: 31-17 SAINTS over COLTS


GUARANTEES
-Manning to Garcon will be said countless times.

-BREES TO COLSTON WILL BE SAID COUNTLESS TIMES.

-Hurricane Katrina and Haiti will be mentioned every 20 minutes.

-HURRICANE KATRINA AND HAITI WILL BE MENTIONED EVERY 15 MINUTES.

-Kim Kardashian will be shown holding a sparkly sign every tim Reggie Bush brings back a kick.

-KENDRA'S HUSBAND WILL HAVE AN ONSIDE KICK BOUNCE OF HIS FACE.

-An old man who looks like Peyton Manning will be shown celebrating in a suite after every Colt touchdawn pass.

-AN OLD MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE DARRELL HAMMOND PLAYING JOHN MCCAIN ON SNL WILL BE SHOWN CELEBRATING AFTER EVERY COLT TOUCHDOWN PASS.

-Live footage of people dancing on Bourbon St.

-LIVE FOOTAGE OF PEYTON MANNING'S MELTDOWN

-Commercials of talking babies and hairy footed horses.

-COMMERCIALS OF PEOPLE SLAPPING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE WEARING PANTS

-"Who dat" will somehow be linked to The Who through clever wordplay.

-THE WHO WILL GIVE A SAD PERFORMANCE ON AN INCREDIBLY LIT UP STAGE.

-Manning will be dubbed the greatest quarterback by ESPN analysts after the game.

-MANNING WILL BE DUBBED ONE OF THE BIGGEST PLAYOFF CHOKERS BY ESPN ANALYSTS THE MORNING AFTER.
-People calling in sick tomorrow due to massive hangovers and food comas.

-THIS IS ALL STILL TRUE ^^^

-By halftime I will start counting the days 'til baseball season starts.

-AS WAS THIS ^^^

I knew the Saints were going to win the whole time.